I told a group of annoying guys on the bleachers behind me to STFU. But then this whole thing started. Meh. It felt nice to swear. But my friend fussed at me for it. I should probably elaborate.

Okay, so today we had this weird race thing for Thanksgiving, called the Turkey Trot. Weird, I know. But anyways, I'm a photographer for the school newspaper, so the teacher sponsoring the newspaper let me borrow her camera to take pictures for it. You know, the runners, "excited fans," that sort of thing. So I was going to take a picture of them in a starting position, when all of a sudden I hear "WOOOOOOO. GOOO RUNNERS! YEEEEEEAAAAH!!!" Right. In. My. Freaking. Ear. So I turn around, and tell them what I'm thinking. Then Abby, being the über-religious, anti-swearing one of the group goes "CHRISSY." But, I say what I think, so shmeh. But then I hear my friend Britni saying "Just shut up." So I figured they were dissing us. Needless to say, I didn't get that starting picture.

Before I forget, I'm also doing an advice column, so if any of you have a problem, PM me and it may be in my school newspaper, obviously anonymous. Anyone who has read about the douche-bag Haiden "Rectum" is probably wondering why I'm not just giving myself advice. I could, but it's sorta hard to give yourself advice, let alone follow that advice, ya' know? So yeah. Oh, and I'll be researching schizophrenia for my science project :3