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Ugh. Girls.

2011-11-26 20:13:06 by EarthAndI

Really. They give people like me a bad name. I mean, not all girls. But the ones that end up on TV.

Okay, so I was up last night watching one of those weird TLC shows. It was the one show where girls start freaking out over dresses. I mean, really. I started thinking, and realized I'm not the average girl. Some scenarios:

One of those girls: OH MAH GOSH! HE'S LOOKING AT MEEEE! WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DOOOOO?!?
Me: Hey dude. Hey, did you see that video I sent you? *Has an actual CONVERSATION and not a freaking spazz attack*

OOTG: Ooooh! Lemme do you're make-up!
Me: Wtf. No. I don't want three inch thick powder on my face.

OOTG: Ugh, look at how trashy she is. She looks so desperate.
Me: T-shirt and jeans...Actually she looks pretty comfortable with herself, In a sense that she doesn't need to wear clothes that show off 99% of her body to get attention.

OOTG: Wanna go shopping? :D
Me: No, I don't need 500 clothing items.

OOTG: OMG! YOU PAY MORE ATTENTION TO YOUR VIDEO GAMES THAN MEEE!
Me: *picks up the other controller*

OOTG: Honey! You look so cute!
Me: ...Would you like some clothes with that skin?

******OOTG: Hey boys! Lookie at me in my...*hair flip* Strapless dress :3
Me: Get me out of this dress and this hallway.... *hides face*

OOTG: IT'S BEEN TWO SECONDS SINCE I TEXTED HIM!!
Me: *completely forgot I texted anyone*

Soooo. Yeah. And I hate the word "Tomboy," I mean, it just sounds stupid. And personally, I don't like labeling myself. So do you know anyone like me? I don't. :I

******So, this was based off an experience in drama class. We had to try on prom dresses for our play, and we had to walk from the bathroom to the auditorium in our dresses. And there would always be boys out there, skipping their classes. I hated it. And, we didn't have any boys in our drama class, so I don't know why we couldn't get dressed in there.


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IAmNotNiceIAmNotNice

2011-11-28 18:31:38

Not all bitches who end up on TV become inferior. Only the idiots like Lady Gigglenuts or Britney Needsalongandhardspearinherasshole happen to be how you describe it.

The feminine race disgusts me the most. Why? Because the majority of them are dependent dick chokers who are too pussy to grow some muscles and guts and do things on their own. They don't know how to operate shit, hence why the term "girls don't exist on the Internet" is labelled here often.

What you've said about the majority of the dumb sluts is accurate. It doesn't make you a tomboy. Maybe afraid to show some feminism, but what do I know about being a lady.

Before you end up saying "You men need us for your sexual desires, blah blah blah" just take into consideration of what I've said.

EarthAndI responds:

Well, I probably should have worded some things better. But yes, you're right. Not all the girls on TV are like that, I'm just saying I hate the ones that are. And what baffles me (Yes, I just said "baffled") is how being a "normal girl" has changed quite a bit. Hey, if girls still wore dresses, I might not be too opposed. But for some reason, girls feel it necessary to wear shirts that show their bras, shorts about an inch long and all that make-up. I guess to show the guys what might eventually develop, but for goodness sakes, they should wait until it actually does. I've seen elementary school kids dressing like that. Oh well. Not much I can do.